Marie was in the kitchen when she shouted, “Boudreaux, you need to go outside and fix the outhouse!”
Boudreaux called back, “There’s nothing wrong with the outhouse!”
Marie yelled, “Yes, there is! Now go fix it!”
So Boudreaux walked out to the outhouse, looked around, and shouted, “Marie, there’s nothing wrong with the outhouse!”
Marie replied, “Stick your head in the hole!”
Boudreaux shouted back, “I’m not sticking my head in that hole!”
Marie said, “You have to stick your head in the hole to see what needs fixing.”
Reluctantly, Boudreaux stuck his head in the hole, looked around, and yelled, “Marie, there’s nothing wrong with this outhouse!”
Marie called out, “Now, take your head out of the hole!”
Boudreaux pulled his head out, then started shouting, “Marie! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
Marie replied, “Hurts, doesn’t it?”
P.S. The outhouse is mine. 😊