In 2006, emergency room nurse Suzan Kuhnhausen returned to her empty house after a long hard day at work. All she wanted to do was kick her feet up and relax, but unbeknownst to her, a dark figure was lurking in her home, waiting for their moment to strike.
Suzan went to her bedroom to get on her PJs, and as she stepped into the room, a man jumped out from the dark corner of her bedroom and attacked her with a claw hammer. He struck her in the head twice, but she managed to fight back. She struggled with her attacker for 15 minutes before putting him in a chokehold.
As she squeezed hard on his windpipe, she screamed, “Tell me who sent you, and I will call you a fucking ambulance.” The man didn’t respond to her request, so she squeezed harder until his body went limp. The amateur assassin Ed Haffey was pronounced dead at the scene when police arrived.
Amature Assassin Ed Haffey
It turned out that her husband, who she had kicked out of the house, had hired the hitman and paid him $50,000 to end her life, but for the husband and the unlucky assassin, Suzan was just too badass.