A flight from Paris to Montreal was running smoothly…
Until a stylish blonde in economy got up, walked confidently into first class, sat down, and made herself at home.
A flight attendant came over and said politely,
“Excuse me, miss, but your ticket is for economy. I’m going to have to ask you to return to your assigned seat.”
The blonde smiled and said,
“I’m blonde, I look amazing, I’m going to Montreal, and this seat is much nicer. I’m staying.” 💅
Confused, the attendant called the co-pilot.
He tried, same result:
“I paid for a seat, I’m going to Montreal, and this one’s more comfortable.”
They were stuck.
Then the captain stood up, sighed, and said,
“She’s blonde? No problem. My wife is blonde. I speak fluent Blonde.” 😄
He walked down the aisle, bent down, whispered something in her ear…
…and just like that, she jumped up and went back to her seat in economy without a word.
The crew was stunned.
“What did you say?”
The captain grinned:
“I told her first class isn’t going to Montreal.” 😏💺✈️